Remember when coffee was just coffee and not a "small-batch artisanal experience" with a price tag that makes your credit card wince? Our "Coffee Shouldn't Cost as Much as Lunch" hat speaks truth to power—specifically the power of those places charging you $8 for what is essentially hot bean water.
Wear it to silently protest as you grudgingly hand over your debit card for that oat milk cappuccino. Gift it to your friend who somehow spends half their paycheck at the local café but "can't afford" to split the dinner bill.
For everyone who does that mental calculation of "how many groceries could I buy instead?" while standing in line. Your caffeine rebellion starts here.
