Who decided check-out time should be when you're barely functional after the hotel bar's 2-for-1 special? Our "Make Hotel Checkouts Past Noon" hat is for everyone who's ever set six alarms just to drag themselves out of that weirdly comfortable hotel bed by 11:59.
Wear it while frantically shoving toiletries into your suitcase as housekeeping knocks. Gift it to your friend who always asks for "just one more hour" at the front desk. Either way, it's a stylish protest against the hospitality industry's cruelly timed evictions.
For everyone who's ever thought "but I paid for a full day!" while being rushed out. For everyone who's tried to squeeze maximum value from the breakfast buffet to compensate for lost room time. Your travel rebellion starts here.
