Remember when watching a movie didn't include a live commentary track from the stranger two rows back? Our "Stfu During the Movie" hat is for everyone who's ever aggressively shushed the person explaining plot points that are literally unfolding on screen.
Wear it to silently communicate your boundaries before the trailers even start. Gift it to your friend who somehow thinks their whispered questions can't be heard by everyone in a three-seat radius. Either way, it's a preemptive strike against the people who treat theaters like their living room.
For everyone who's paid good money to hear actors speak, not random thoughts about what might happen next. For everyone who's contemplated "accidentally" spilling a drink on the phone-checker in front of them. Your cinematic peace movement starts here.
