Remember when you could enjoy a night out without watching your buddy fall hopelessly in love with someone whose job is literally to make you feel special? Our "That Stripper Doesn't Love You" hat is for everyone who's ever had to drag their friend away from emptying their bank account on someone who won't remember their name in 20 minutes.
Wear it while consoling your heartbroken friend who's convinced they "had a real connection." Gift it to your buddy who keeps returning to the same club to see their "girlfriend" who works there. Either way, it's a reality check embroidered directly onto your head.
For everyone who's had to explain the concept of "it's their job" multiple times in one night. For everyone who's watched their friend's wallet get thinner while their delusions get stronger. Your intervention starts here.
