Remember when concert wristbands were proof you attended a show, not a lifestyle choice that lasts until they disintegrate? Our "The Concert is Over Take Off Your Wristband" hat is for everyone who's ever silently judged the person still sporting a paper souvenir from Coachella 2023.
Wear it while watching your friend carefully preserve their festival credentials like ancient artifacts. Gift it to your roommate who somehow showers with seven different event wristbands still attached. Either way, it's a walking callout to the people who think fabric bracelets are personality traits.
For everyone who's wondered "how is that thing not falling apart?" For everyone who knows the difference between a memory and a moldy cotton strip. Your fashion intervention starts here.
